We make love to beautiful people.


To constantly have the best minecraft server in the world while providing an enviroment that appeals to working individuals, parents, adults, mature players, and nice folk.

Our History

I started this server in 2010 because I was sick and tired of joining servers ran by children and/or megalomaniacs that live in their mothers basements. I wanted to provide a place for the every man, a place where people can relax and not worry about the power vacuum and struggle like most minecraft servers. I wanted a place where people could have adult conversations, political debates, talk about current events and not be chastised or denied promotion based on their views, race, creed, or religion. I created that place, that place is Valhalla.sx, and I will continue to run it as long as there is good people who want to play there.

Great Snake