Valhalla Server News
Hot of the presses, and hotter than a hot cosby or a rolling brown out.

Global Temporary Rank Reset, THIS FRIDAY!

This Friday sometime between the afternoon and the evening we will be shutting the server down for just a few minutes. During those few minutes we will be deleting the file that contains everyone's ranks. The file has grown grossly large to that point that it is hard to navigate, which is the purpose for its deletion. When you log back in you will be exactly where you were when you logged out, with the same amount of money, the same everything. The only thing that will be different is your rank. The staff online will immediately restore your previous rank, so no worries there. We aren't asking anyone to start over. The whole point of this is to reduce the size of our rank file and to make sure only active members are in our rank file, not to take anyone's rank away. Please tell all of your friends about this. I will cross post this on every social media and chat platform we have, but there are some people who are woefully unprepared and who still wont get this message despite its widespread availability. So do your best to inform those clowns please.


We ban advertisers.

This feels really dumb having to write this post but I have a former donator freaking out right now over this so I'm going to spell this out as clearly as possible, children's education style.

If you use the Valhalla facebook group to advertise and recruit for other servers you will be banned and or demoted on Valhalla.

I thought that was common sense so I have never specifically mentioned it anywhere before but we had to ban someone for it yesterday and they are freaking out because they say its not against the rules to advertise other servers on the Valhalla facebook page. How in the fuck would that ever be okay? We ban advertisers, everyone knows this. I shouldn't have to explain basic things like this.

TLDR version: If you try to recruit Valhalla players to other servers, you will be banned. I don't care what the medium of recruitment is. I don't care if it's a text message, a facebook message, I don't care if you use a motherfuckin can on a string, if you are recruiting Valhalla players for other servers I will ban you. I realize people play on other servers, cool. Don't recruit for them on Valhalla or from Valhalla.


First post of 2018!

Can everyone come online and delete as many entities out of your homes and areas as possible. The server is red-lined on entities now, meaning there are so many on the server that it is actually doing harm. If you can't come on to do it, the mods will be forced to do it for you. It's honestly a pretty dire situation and it was so bad we almost lost the map a few days ago so I'm not left with a lot of choices here except forcibly deleting said entities without the owners consent. That is not what I want to do but it's between that and losing the whole map because of the selfishness of a few players so when I say I don't have a choice left at this point I really mean I DONT HAVE A CHOICE LEFT AT THIS POINT.

I know that is going to piss a few of you off but again its between losing the whole map or a few of you guys having your homes with hundred and hundreds of entities while the mods scramble around and try to patch problems.

If everyone could be adults about this and help us out that would be wonderful.

PS: For the record an Entity is anything that is more than an image. So doors, chests, paintings, flags, hoppers, dispensers, signs, trapdoors, redstone, etc.

We have noticed people go especially crazy with hoppers. We are at the point now where we are going to have to make a new rule where each person can only have 30 hoppers/droppers if people don't calm down with them.


A way to make a LOT of money to was added to town, only 10 may win.

The MAKE YOUR MONEY BACK CHALLENGE is up right now somewhere in the town area. Look for the giant dollar bill.

Read the directions closely.

A serious chance to make some money here people, write the answers and or proof into teamspeak or a book. I suggest you keep a copy for yourself as well to prove you did it if you cant do all the challenges in one sitting.

Challenge 10 is free to do, you don't have to buy anything. You can read the first chapter of any book for free on a website that starts with a letter A.


Happy Independence Day Americans!

Remember, 4th of July is more than cramming dead animals into your fat face. America has a culture despite what Europeans want to tell you, and it's not just some dumb one dimensional food culture about bacon, beer and shooting tin cans out back. American culture is about civic duty, small government, rebellion, community action, and talking shit about the feds whenever and however you can, because they can't do shit about it.
Consider this, they are locking people up in other countries for thought crime. Incorrect opinions. I have a lot of hostility against what the United States has become, but I'd be lying if it weren't still the best country to dissent against the status quo, and if anything, that is a culture worth fighting to preserve.

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